The holidays are fast approaching, and many of us will be debuting our *new* selves to family and friends. In a perfect world, we’ll only hear wonderfully uplifting compliments, but the reality is that there will be a backhanded comment or two. How will you respond if Aunty asks, ‘when are you gonna relax again?’, ‘why did you cut your hair… are you depressed?, or, ‘what are you going to do with it?’.

Share your witty comebacks!