Curly Police!

Curly Police!
Afrikan Latina from the CN Forum writes:

If the Curly police were strolling through your neighborhood/campus what would you be cited/arrested for?

Here’s my scenario:

(driving down my street and I see the Curly Police lights flashing behind me, I pull over, and the CP approaches, I roll down my window)

CP: Ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?

AL: No ma’am

CP: I patrol this neighborhood often and this is the third week in a row that I’ve seen you wearing that Tam!!

AL: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] My fro is going through a lot right now and its just easier this way officer.

CP: No excuses ma’am. Have you ever heard of Curlynikki.com?

AL: Yes ma’am…I’m on her site everyday.

CP: (Shakes head) Ma’am I need your curly license and registration.

AL: (hands it over without arguing)

CP: Okay I see you’ve only been 100% curly since February of last year so I’m going to let you off with a warning on this one, but if I come through here again next week and see you with that same tam on, I won’t be so nice.

AL: Thank you ma’am…I understand.

CP: Have a nice day ma’am.

So yeah, I’ve been wearing tams for the past few weeks 1)because I’ve been lazy, and 2) I’m shedding.

What would the curly police arrest you for?