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Santa Claus is a Black Man

By January 27th, 202191 Comments
Santa Claus is a Black Man“That’s beautiful. What is that, velvet?”Coming to America
So I convinced my dad to dress as Santa in order to avoid the ridiculous lines and overpriced but somehow average pics with an anorexic, or worse, mullet wearing mall Santa.

Remember him? Absolutely ridic. Almost made me cuss.

Santa Claus is a Black Man
Plus, I thought ‘Grandpa Santa’ would make for one of them ‘kodak moments’ that somehow eluded me at the Pumpkin Patch.

Although an excellent plan in theory, my child- who has somewhat outgrown her earlier and hilariously random phobias- was absolutely petrified. Despite my best attempts at a proper introduction, Boog went krraaaayyyy!

While Gia and I were in the other room, my mother paraded my velvet and faux fur wearing dad into the living room. I then walked in real casual like and eased onto his lap trying to keep Gia from knowing the goings on.
Santa Claus is a Black Man
who dat?
Santa Claus is a Black Man
Hell naw! Nope, not even.

Santa Claus is a Black Man

Syl tried to distract her with a Yo Gaba Gaba episode…
Santa Claus is a Black Man
She recognized his voice but was so terribly confused… ‘did you eat my paw-paw?!’
Santa Claus is a Black Man

that one solitary tear, while Santa’s smizing ๐Ÿ™‚

Santa Claus is a Black Man
As good as it gets…

Santa Claus is a Black Man
My turn! Fluff, fluff, fluff!
Santa Claus is a Black Man


I asked for a babysitter…

Santa Claus is a Black Man
Mr. and Mrs. Claus
Santa Claus is a Black Man
MAC’s Ruby Woo lipstick… per YOUR suggestion! What ya think?

Santa Claus is a Black Man

Merry Christmas Curlfriends!

91 Comments

  • stephanie curry says:

    goodbye!cha-cha!

  • stephanie curry says:

    i'm jesus pom-pom girl with purple-pom-poms!

  • stephanie curry says:

    jesus don't like thiefs are sour pusses!

  • stephanie curry says:

    i wish for much good food tonight.

  • stephanie curry says:

    its not good to steal licenses from me.!

  • stephanie curry says:

    i mean steal-excuse me!

  • stephanie curry says:

    this is what people get when they still!666!

  • stephanie curry says:

    i love jesus!

  • stephanie curry says:

    thiefs go to hell. curry-federal government!

  • stephanie curry says:

    stephanie curry-federal government!

  • stephanie curry says:

    curry!

  • stephanie curry says:

    stephanie is a gracious girl!

  • stephanie curry says:

    stephanie curry is a fine girl.

  • stephanie curry says:

    stephanie curry is a nice girl!

  • stephanie curry says:

    this is the day the lord has made!

  • Cur123 says:

    *{goodbye}*,@. stephanie curry@history.com.

  • Cur123 says:

    "have a great day@cur123@twitter!".

  • Cur123 says:

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  • Leanna says:

    o this is pure comedy. haha

  • Brit says:

    i'm so late, but that series of photos is hilarious! po baby couldn't get right. been hearing good things about this lipstick; i just found a really nice bold red at sephora. it's like a deep berry color with the slightest hint of orange to it. it's my first red and i love it!

  • Nhraif says:

    That was sooo funny. Now I know not to feel bad when my little one screams at the thought of Santa. Well, it's not that you didn't try.. A mom's work is never done ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Anonymous says:

    Gia is smarter than a 5th grader. You can't pull nothing over on her. Glad she settled down so you could get your picture!! OBTW the lipstick looks very nice!!

    KinkyNappyHappy

  • Anonymous says:

    Laughed so loud at the photo recaps! you are hilarious, Nikki!. Nice try, though ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Anonymous says:

    The lipstick is FIERCE!! I need to go to MAC and get it now!! Cute baby pics

  • Donelle says:

    Lmao Nikki that 5th picture of Gia crying once she realizes whats going on is priceless I can't stop laughing. The camera person did an excellent job at capturing each moment. You look beautiful as usual, Happy Holidays!

  • Anonymous says:

    LOL. And you look very pretty in these pics.

  • Anonymous says:

    LMFAO!!!! these pictures are priceless. I love the Ruby Woo on you and of course your hair, hmm now I need to head out to MAC and try this one out. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Anonymous says:

    It's about time that Ruby Woo looks gorgeous on you girly–keep it up! Got to get your adult sexy on!

  • minasek says:

    SO CUTE AND SO FUNNY. I HOPE YOU HAD A HAPPY CHRISTMAS. AND I WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.
    GOD BLESS.

    www.minasek.blogspot.com

  • mmhaiti says:

    Maybe you can photoshop the mullet part out? Gia looks so cute in that picture…

  • ATWC says:

    You know I am team red lip!!! Looks great on you! Mark my words on 9:51am Monday December 26th, this is only the beginning with your soon to come obsession and delight in lipstick! So happy you have joined the wild side. How did you feel with it?
    -Shanti

  • Anonymous says:

    Stop the maddness!!! HAHA!

  • Anonymous says:

    I can't stop laughing! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas Nik!

  • Anonymous says:

    You should also try MAC Red….NARS and Chanel also have some nice red shades. Any woman can wear red,you just have to know your undertone…..are you cool( you have red undertones, you look better in silver) or are you warm(you have a yellow undertone and you look good in gold)? Check out Michelle Phan she spoke about this. I have a warm undertone and MAC Red works well for me. My sister is cool and she uses the same color and it looks nice on her as well.

  • Sophie says:

    Wow your hair is so long and looking great! And wow, these Boogie stories always have me cracking up! She's so beautiful and so hilarious at the same time! Your captions just slay me

  • Anonymous says:

    Funnty!!!!!!

  • Jamila Reddy says:

    OMG, Nikki– you look so much like your sister in that last picture! Gia is too cute! She wasn't having ANY of that ish. Other than dealin' with the terror of Black Santa, I hope you had a great Christmas!

  • Anonymous says:

    LOL awwww poor Boogs, she looks terrified!! haha Well you look like you had a wonderful Christmas, God Bless you and your fam ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Anonymous says:

    May I just say:

    a) The black Santa Claus is genius! Love it and I plan to do that w/ my children and
    b) LOVE the Mac Ruby Woo ! I have it and it's the best matte lipstick I've ever encountered! Also, the MAC Rebel lipstick is very pretty. It's a satin lip stick but it has amazing shine and you almost never have to re-apply it.

  • Hershe_82 says:

    Beautiful pictures! Merry Christmas to you and yours! I pray that your was day was a Blessed one filled with lots of joy!

  • Maria says:

    OMG the 5th pic of her crying had me rolling!!! Hysterical! Love the lipstick on you. I think it looks amazing and I might just run to the MAC store tomorrow and buy one for myself.

  • Erika says:

    Love the hair and the mac ruby woo lipstick, it's perfect for us chocolate girls!

  • Anonymous says:

    Nikk, you had me rollin' with laughter with your captions for what baby Gia would be saying if she could talk. The pictures are a treasure, just adorable. Your hair was "the whip" girl. You looked good and YEP the lipstick was working for you. Did I say your hair was gorgeous? Okay, just checking. (LOL) Have a wonderful New Year.
    Allnatural1 (A.K.A Michelle in TX)

  • Jennifer S. says:

    OMG those pictures are too cute! I used to be terrified of santa too so I know how the little one feels…..Glad you got at least a couple shots…..

    And the lip color and hair are beautiful!!

    jen
    http://blankwhiteframes.blogspot.com

  • Anonymous says:

    Funny pics! Your hair looks different and cute. I definitely think the bold lip is stepping up your sexy, but I don't Ruby Woo is YOUR shade. I suggest looking for a shade of red that's a little darker and warmer (like Chili, Dare You To, or Russian Red in the MAC brand).

  • Nichole says:

    I'm liking the lipstick and hair. Very nice. Your dad definitely makes a better Santa.

  • Anonymous says:

    Your hair and YOU look AMAZING! Merry Christmas!

  • Anonymous says:

    Niki!!!!. Thank you so much for taking the time to share this with us. Especially at such a hectic time.
    The pics are simply adorable. You are Crazy FAB.( like you had a glam squad prep). LUVed it all.

    Merry Christmas and many blessings!!!

  • Doc says:

    girlfriend
    i RARELY comment but HAD to come tell you how FLY you look with red lipstick.
    let me go look up mac's store hours…

  • The Sailor Taylor says:

    OMG, those pics are epic! I literally laughed out at Lil Momma crying! I'm sorry, but she was NOT having it lol. Awesome.

  • EngProf says:

    OMG Nikki! You look gorge…the hair…the lipstick…you are doing it!

    Merry Christmas!

  • Anonymous says:

    Work it Nikki! You look beautiful and Boogie is hilarious!

  • April says:

    Merry Christmas Ms. Nikki to you and your loved ones! You look absolutely sexy with that red on, very nice look ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Antoinette Stewart says:

    Even before reading the captions I could already get a vibe whats going on! Great memorable shots!
    Thanks Nikki

  • Kasey says:

    I love the Ruby Woo Lipstick! I got the same one for Christmas!
    Yeaaah!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Ashley says:

    You look gorge! Love the red lips and the hair.

  • Anonymous says:

    gia makes the best "WTF" faces. This, halloween photos. lol

  • Anonymous says:

    Happy Holidays everyone!
    I love the lipstick.

  • mothereartha says:

    Poor Gia! She looks p'd :). I had forgotten all about mullet Santa. Lol. Mess. This was a great post. The pics definitely told the story. Ruby woo looks great on you and the hair is lovely as well. Happy holidays curlynikki community!

  • karizma says:

    LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS POST ! lmaooo you look gorgeous as usual ! but baby gia's cute self had me rolling on the floor ( AS USUAL ) . " WHO DAT? HELL NAW ! NOPE NOT EVEN " ahahahahha

  • Wendy15 says:

    STOP THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at Gigi…gosh she's so big. The pics are adorable. Merry Christmas!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    you look absolutely gorgeous girl!!~ the hair is working!!!! and make up too

  • Anonymous says:

    I had to share the screaming picture on my facebook page and I don't even celebrate Christmas. Priceless!!! You need to send that in to a photo contest and let us know when you win first place. Also, Nikki you are looking fabulously great with that lipstick.

  • Margaret says:

    You guys are really having a wonderful time!!! You and your family will always cherish these moments. Merry Christmas and Blessings to you and your Family!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • madameredith says:

    too funny I love this, and curlynikki you are so gorgeous, red lip stick makes me want to try wearing them someday

  • Anonymous says:

    Love the lipstick! Gia has me in tears of laughter right now. Those pics are priceless ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Shaun says:

    I don't know what's funnier, Grandpa Santa or Mullet Santa! Thanks for the family portraits Nik, and congratulations on a successful year. Merry Christmas!

  • Anonymous says:

    Pic 2 and 5 are hilarious! Love your Christmas cheer and wonderful style. Looks like a blessed family get together.

  • Taneica says:

    I'm laughing all sides of my ass of right now. WHY would you do that to my friend Nikki? LOL! Poor thing. You look hawt though. I see you boo!

  • Anonymous says:

    OMG! This was too too funny! Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family!

  • GGmadeit says:

    that ruby woo is fire on you! loves it! Now!!!! yall betta stop making my baby cry dang it! she was like what tha what!! Merry Christmas to you and yours. She looks beautiful in her red dress!!

  • Honey says:

    Poor Gia! Still a great idea though! Nik you look beautiful!

  • Trice (BreatheFashion3c) says:

    Am I wrong for not taking my 1 year old to see Santa this year because I knew she would probably kick Santa in the man parts and run in terror?! I love your family pics! You are working that Ruby Woo honey! And if those are the Steve Madden P-Ginna boots in Cognac, I understand your addiction! I have them too! Be blessed doll!

  • Anonymous says:

    Merry Christmas Nikki!

  • Tanya says:

    Those pics are priceless!

  • honeybrown1976 says:

    Merry Christmas.

    I couldn't help but laugh. Gia's too much.

  • Anonymous says:

    Flawless. And I couldn't stop laughing! Love your stories!

  • Hairscapades says:

    Oh, and I have to point out, your sister has eyes and brows identical to your father's!! It's so apparent in the pic with the two of them together!

  • Anonymous says:

    Woman you look gorgeous! My son reacted the same way. Its so funny. Off subject. You look great post-pregnancy. It took me 1yr to get my pre baby body back.

  • Anonymous says:

    YES! I love your family posts! Gia is a riot and your hair and makeup is perfect! Merry Christmas everyone!

  • Anonymous says:

    Girl you are bonkers! Thanks for sharing!

  • CURLYNIKKI says:

    OMGosh, Rhonda C, stop it! I can't take it! Hilarious!!!!

    Thanks ladies and I hope your tomorrow is full of joy, love and things of that nature ๐Ÿ™‚

    So excited about the Ruby Woo… I was a little self conscious while rocking it at the mall, but after a while it grew on me. Plus, it got hubby's stamp of approval ;0)

    By the bye–

    hair- twist-out (8 of them) on a dirty 2.5 week old blow-out (twisted with a little Dax)

    Sweater- Gap

    Jeggings- PacSun (of course!)

    Boots- Steve Madden… I wear them EVERYDAY!

  • Finn says:

    Boogs' screaming pic definitely had me rofl! She's grown so much!

  • Hairscapades says:

    Nik, you are trying to kill 'em!!! You look amazing!! What did you do differently with your hair? You're showing length!!

    And, OMGawh, Gia and Santa Daddy is hilarious!!! I almost cried laughing!!

  • Rhonda C says:

    First, I love your look. I've been sporting Ruby Woo for a few years now (recommended by Mop Top Maven). She was on point and so are you with your appropriately-red pout! Me likey!

    As for Gia and the pic with Paw-Paw-Santa, a freakin' riot! Who can blame the poor child? Wasn't it obvious that some man in an oversized red velour suit ate her beloved paw-paw? Where's the outrage? Where's the urgency? Someone call 9-1-1 stat? And……..get me the hell outta here!

    Your family shenanigans are hilarious! Wish I were there!

  • MsFarrah says:

    I am laughing while trying not to let tears drop at Gia and mall Santa(WTH?!!)
    She is adorable!! and you look great, WERK Ruby Woo, IT. LOOKS. GOOD. ON. YOU!!!(remember Bruce Bruce from Bet Comedy Shows)anywho
    MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Wright Family

  • sarah says:

    Your hair and makeup… WERK!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    You're such a good mommie Nik! Merry Christmas!

  • ChrLvsBks says:

    Merry Christmas!

    Poor Gia, y'all tried :/.

    I enjoyed the pictures. Ruby Woo looks good on you.

  • Shake says:

    Screaming laughing at this entire post!!!!!

  • Jessie x says:

    OMG I'm absolutely crying @ the mall Santa! Who thought that was a good idea?!

    you look flawless. I love your holiday hair! ๐Ÿ™‚

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