Musings of a First Time Mom

I'm about 99% sure that my girlfriend Tracee has an 'S' on her chest.  She takes her mini-me to Disney like every year, they just did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, they've already seen Frozen on Ice, they run marathons for charity, hit every kiddie concert, and I'm pretty sure last summer they swam with mermaids and rode atop unicorns.…

All Target erry'thing, a fresh Curlformer set and a dose of Children's Tylenol and she was ready to conquer the world. #FresherThanACert Read On!>>> Homegirl had a fever, a runny nose and a persistent cough with ridiculous, like, mind-boggling, freakishly-high energy levels given the circumstances.  I stayed asking her how she felt (as did her doctor), to which she'd respond-…

All I said was 'Gia, smile', and she served this-- #Plié #Pirouette #VOGUE Read On!>>> I cannot with Boogie. I just, can't. Hubby stays giving me the side-eye like, 'you mad? you did it...', but dude, I promise I didn't! She came like that. At any rate, say a prayer to baby Jesus because due to last weekend's perpetual turn…