Musings of a First Time Mom

"That's beautiful. What is that, velvet?"- Coming to AmericaSo I convinced my dad to dress as Santa in order to avoid the ridiculous lines and overpriced but somehow average pics with an anorexic, or worse, mullet wearing mall Santa.Remember him? Absolutely ridic. Almost made me cuss.Plus, I thought 'Grandpa Santa' would make for one of them 'kodak moments' that somehow…

Hola Chicas!So you'll be pleased to know that not only did my tardy ass start my Christmas shopping today, I also completed it. What?! I rolled up in Target- my favoritest destination- on a serious mission and knocked it out. I was in and out in under an hour, which is great because the longer I peruse, the more Santa's…

To kick off the holidays, I invited friends and family out to Your Pots Desire-- one of those trendy pottery painting studios. Random? Yes, totally. But my sister put me on and sold it when she said that we (1) get our very own space to fraternize, (2) get to bring our own wine and snacks, and (3) get to…

Two things--1. The ever phallic Tigi BedHead After Party gave me what can only be described as my best dry twist-out to date. The ingredients, I can't. Might as well have been written in French. The worst I've seen. Terrible. Deplorable. Damn bad. But still, out of curiosity, I used a teeny bit per twist (the same 7 I always…