Musings of a First Time Mom

SpongeBob...'cause my ass has gone missing.I've never had a Kardashian booty, but for my size, it was rather nice... shapely... plump, if you will. Lately, it looks deflated. It's not saggy, not quite SpongeBob SquarePants, but definitely, undeniably flat. While preggers I thought it looked a little smaller than usual relative to my bulging belly, but assumed things would even…

**Edited to add results from the Twist-n-Curl, as promised!**Latest Observations: It's always Gia, Gia, Gia! No one cares about poor ole Nikki. When we first arrived in St. Louis it took my dad four hours to realize that he had forgotten to greet me... his first born and 'punkin'. So I told him, momma, and Sylvia not to expect a…

Hola Chicas,I'm back in my home town of St. Louis with my BFFs and tons of family. Yesterday, we celebrated Baby G's baptism! The ceremony was beautiful and she did great. At the after party (yes we had an after party, lol) we played Michael Jackson The Experience on Wii. Good times were had by all.Tonight... the club. I'm so…