Dear Diary, Safer-At-Home Day 214: I’m self-caring at expert levels. I call it “home-caring”. For the last 7 months (honestly, for the life), I’ve been a salt-bath taking, incense burning, face-mask rocking, meditation loving, gratitude recording, cardio slaying Mama, and while that’s still absolutely the case, I’ve graduated. My brand of self-care has expanded, not just to include the people…
It was July 2020. We were 4 months into our diligent, safer-at-home practices when it happened. Our air conditioner broke. In Florida. In summer! It was almost comical. We’d been very careful—not eating out, not going out, soaking produce, letting delivered packages sit for days on end downstairs (it became more superstition than anything) and disinfecting all the delivered groceries,…
#HoroscopeAF: January 10th will be your first and most epic Girls’ Night Out of the year. Expect a typical booked and busy Friday turned lituation, when you head out to the movies that evening to celebrate your best life with your best friends as you all laugh your asses off at what’s set to be the best all-ladies comedy of…
Hola Chica! Due to the genetic hand I was dealt, my first few permanent teeth came in at some epically tragic angles. So way back in nineteen hundred and ninety-three, my parents took me straight to the orthodontist and I began the long and arduous journey that is metal braces, despite the fact that I only had like four adult…