Captain Kirk. Captain Planet. Captain Kangaroo, Captain Alvaro and now…Captain Curly Nik.
So there was that one time we charged it to the game and chartered a private boat…I walked up on deck, opened up the cooler and felt like…
The best part was that Boog, thanks to Disney Junior, had an arsenal of canned statements ready to go–‘shimmer me timbers’, ‘land ahoy’, ‘aye aye me matey’, and of course, ‘I’m the captain now’, which made me fall out because it was so Captain Phillips. We sailed to St. John and several British Virgin Islands, including a couple of uninhabited ones. Between the screw top wine (easy to get into that ish) and the ability to DJ that joint (all the Drake and FUN.) I was on one. It was amazing.
Gia-‘there’s wind in my mouth!’
Syl- ‘Close it.’ #CaptainObvious
#TheNecessities #IDrankAllTheWine #AndMostOfTheCapriSunsToo
#BigAssRocks
Hey Syl, you want some chips with that six pack?
Boogie- ‘Look Momma, I’m doing it! I’m swimming!’
#LunchablesAndPinot
We claimed it as our own… #ThisOurIsland
gifted from Romwe.
BVI Jost Van Dyke island was poppin’… and Dr. Daddy was yelling at me for not understanding the concept of ‘piggy back ride’. I almost face planted! #GangstaLeanin’
‘You are now rocking with the best’
Meet Captain Travis of Sonic Charters… he was no Captain Alvaro, but he was gettin’ it round that BVI and he let me DJ, so…. #JayDrakeBeyAndWayneHappened
Dr. Daddy- ‘that stingray was THIS big, tho!’
#IAmTheCaptainNow
oh, hey boo!
Gia- ‘I can’t take my shoes off, my feet will be naked!’ and then later- ‘I don’t like relaxing’. Who says stuff like that?!
Sea turtles! #AndIsh
#WeBeSnorkeling
Syl’s death grip on Perry… she did it, tho!
Mountains or nah?
Stopped by the famous FOXY’s Bar for a bite to eat and numerous daiquiris.
Everyone that drops in, leaves an article of autographed clothing (including panties), or signs the wall.
#IAmTheCaptainNow
#IAmTheCaptainNowTho
so we left the hat!
Gia wrote her name too!
#WeOutHere
and 8 hours later on our way back to the marina… Lil’ Miss #NoChill was out!
Later gators,
Nik
